A plea to mothers
Mothers of babies! Mothers of babies with dogs! And specifically mothers of babies with dogs who live in old houses!
HOW DO YOU KEEP UP WITH YOUR HOUSEWORK? (READ: HOW DO YOU STAY SANE?!)
I vacuum at least once a week, I mop/sweep the floor every other day, and still, when my baby drops a piece of banana on the floor it’s speckled with fur, his knees and feet are black from crawling and his bum looks like this:
Or worse. This picture isn’t so bad. It was taken either early on in the crawling, or I had just swept.
So tell me: what brand of crazy am I? Am I crazy to expect a baby to be perfectly clean after crawling around on the floor all day? Or am I the only one who sees the dirt?