Get. Their. Attention.
Samson’s almost 6 weeks old, and because of a combination of reflux/colic, me not paying enough attention to what I’ve been eating, a growth spurt, and just plain learning what he likes and wanting only that, we’ve been hearing quite a bit of the fussiness/crankiness/BLOODCURDLING SCREAMS this past week. Samson doesn’t immediately *look* like our offspring, but we’ve found something we have in common. He enjoys channeling David Brent as much as we do. Though even in that, we can’t seem to agree on which part of the episode to draw from.
We’re all: Some complaints will be false.
Him: I think you’ll care when I tell you what the complaint is……
Us: There is no room 362, Samson.
Him: I THINK THERE’S BEEN A RAPE UP THERE!